Monthly Archives: May 2011

A Toast to Those Who Don’t Know Any Better

Posted on May 30, 2011 by erineph

The other day, someone commented on a post on The Val Kilmer Project’s Facebook page. The original post was this: “Nobody doesn’t like Val Kilmer.” Which is true, and a perfect, meme-ish way to illustrate that, like Ferris Bueller, Val … Continue reading →

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With Dudes

Posted on May 29, 2011 by erineph

Almost a year ago, 1/3 of the Little Corner of Moron suggested that we go to New Orleans for Halloween. I said “sure, okay,” and sort of forgot about it for awhile because in the past six years that we’ve … Continue reading →

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There’s a Rattling in My Ribcage

Posted on May 28, 2011 by erineph

I’ve been sick for the past few days. It started on Monday, when I woke up with a sore, dry throat. I attributed it to getting drunk on Sunday night and falling asleep with my mouth open which, while a … Continue reading →

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This Goddamn Basement

Posted on May 24, 2011 by erineph

Last night I dreamed about moving. Whenever I do this, I dream about moving to a big house or huge apartment and everything’s great for a minute, but then I learn that some of the rooms are always locked or … Continue reading →

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I Wish You Well (Or At Least Another Friend)

Posted on May 22, 2011 by erineph

How do you know when someone doesn’t want to be your friend anymore? I assume it’s when they stop calling, or when anytime you make an effort to call and make plans, they continually cancel on you. It doesn’t sadden … Continue reading →

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When Zombies Are Better Than Sex

Posted on May 21, 2011 by erineph

I went to Target today with the goal of finding a maxi-dress. This is a dress that (ideally) is made of cotton like a t-shirt and goes down to your feet, but is lightweight enough to wear in the summertime … Continue reading →

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Testing

Posted on May 20, 2011 by erineph

Remember that time I woke up to an eerily quiet Saturday and became convinced that the zombie apocalypse was happening? I wonder how it’s going to look tomorrow if the Rapture actually occurs. I can’t imagine much happening on my … Continue reading →

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Keep Your Ovaries Off of My Paycheck

Posted on May 19, 2011 by erineph

I got my annual performance review yesterday. My score was good and right in line with where I thought it should be, but there was one area where my boss felt that I could improve. Specifically, I should be better … Continue reading →

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Without You or Kirk Cameron

Posted on May 16, 2011 by erineph

The Rapture is supposed to happen on Saturday. It’s that thing where certain branches of Christianity get sucked up into Heaven, leaving every non-righteous person behind to contend with Tribulation, which is some number of years where shit goes crazy … Continue reading →

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The Queen of Ick

Posted on May 15, 2011 by erineph

Have you ever been squeezing at a pimple in front of the mirror when all of a sudden it bursts and shoots that white stuff onto the mirror surface? Like, it just explodes on you? And you’re half-disgusted but also … Continue reading →

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