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Monthly Archives: March 2014
Boom, That’s Spaghetti
The thing about not spending money on alcohol or going out to places where other people spend money on alcohol is that eventually, you forget what it’s like, meaning you forget what it’s like to be surrounded by drunks who … Continue reading
Posted in I Eat, I Just Can't, Nerd It Up, Seattle
Tagged andy dwyer, calorie counting, diet, exercise, fitbit, parks and recreation
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Shit Robot
Do you remember when you realized that everyone’s house had its own smell, and that in addition to your family’s houses and your friends’ houses and the houses of people you didn’t really know, that must mean that your house … Continue reading
Posted in I Just Can't, WTF
Tagged amazon prime, cats, pets, robot butler
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Sick Burn
Spring has sprung in Seattle, and although we all know that it’s a false spring and there’s at least another couple of weeks of dreary rain and fog lurking somewhere before June, it’s impossible to resist the chance to soak … Continue reading
Posted in Seattle
Tagged cat lady blues, exercise, fitbit, spring has sprung bitches
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HUSTLE
I started watching Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee a couple of months ago. It’s one of those things that was on my to-watch list for a long time, so long that I’d mostly forgotten about it, and then one day … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged comedians in cars getting coffee, hustle, jerry seinfeld, sarah silverman
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What My Grandmother Can Tell You
I used to work for a corporation. A gigantic, obscenely rich, well-known multinational conglomerate, actually, and at said conglomerate, the employees wore jeans. Every day. The idea was that no one was ever really in any make-or-break-the-business meetings with anyone, … Continue reading
Posted in I Hate
Tagged dress codes, st. louis, tattoos, trader bob's
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Fuckin’ Laser
It’s been almost a week since Justin and Stephanie left Seattle, and I feel like I’m just now recovering. When I returned to work on Monday, my boss – a Seattle native – asked what we’d done for the past … Continue reading
What We Can Learn About Privacy
I follow a porn star on Instagram. Not because I’m into porn – I mean, I’m not not into porn, I’m just not into it more than your average person, like, I don’t know a bunch of porn stars’ names … Continue reading
Posted in The Internet is My Boyfriend, Writing
Tagged Amanda Palmer, blogging, Do It With a Rock Star, hysterical literature, myspace, New York Times, one-eyed cats, porn stars, stoya, the rocket queen
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The St. Louis Invasion
From the time I woke up to the time I left work yesterday, I was super excited, with enough endorphins in my brain to make the bullshittiest work bullshit kind of lurk off to murmur in the background. I was … Continue reading
Posted in I Heart, Seattle
Tagged fremont, right of way, seattle, st. louis, wallingford
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Sleeptweet
Months and months and maybe even early last year ago, I posted something on Twitter about how I’d never taken Ambien but was interested in what would happen if I did, and by that I mean I’d “do” Ambien instead … Continue reading
Posted in The Internet is My Boyfriend, WTF
Tagged ambien, british people and the internet, twitter
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